Faizaan

sexy, sweet, funny, caring, can make people feel very stupid, but can also say the right things at the right time, compassionate, smart, great talker...major P.I.M.P,and great with the ladies

Faizaan is the greatest guy EVER... :)

by anonymous January 5, 2005

Faizan

hard to get to know and hates everyone to begin with
but once you get to know him he's a a great listener and friend

complex individual who thinks through everything

Stop pulling a Faizan and talk to me?

Why can't you be a Faizan and listen to me?

by ohmah November 17, 2010

Faizaan

The best human ever made because he can eat a bunch of samosa's at a bbq. And anyone besides THE Faizaan sucks.

I COULD NEVER BE LIKE FAIZAAN

by Poopandpeesrumptious August 2, 2021

faizan

The ultimate idea of male self-realization is realizing how far in fact he is from being Faizan himself.

Guy One: "I'm pretty damn close to being Faizan."

Guy Two: "No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment."

by Brett Lee 23 May 10, 2009

Faizaan

Peng Certified Roadmen Who Get Bare Girls And Are Part Of The Mandem

Them Menz Bare Faizaan U Know

Obviously Us Men Are Bare Faizaan

by Certified Asian Badman 2K17 April 20, 2018

Faizan

A really cool kid with an expertise of no other.

The one and only, Faizan!

by Me. December 31, 2003

Dirty Faizan

When a female takes a finger and sticks it in your urethra to stretch it out. Then once the males urethra is fully stretched she sticks and entire copy of Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief (paperback version) inside. This results in the male cumming out of his rectum and the female lickes it up

I'm going to hit the barnes & noble so that we can do a dirty faizan later

by UhWord January 16, 2020