failed abortion

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

failed talking stage

were you was talking to someone and it dont work out at all

dang i’ve been through so many failed talking stages its fucking crazy

by failed talking stage June 9, 2022

faised

The state of inebriation when engineers are sick and tired of doing all of their schoolwork and just go and get really drunk and high.

Will : Yo let's do Mastering Physics
Josh : Nah Man let's just roll a blunt and get faised

by EpicXMoo November 28, 2013

Failed Society

The whole uk, mostly london. Cringey people, wannabe gangsters, when you say something about their country they get triggered like dumbasses

Nigga: Yo whats a failed society?
His owner: London or the whole Uk

by Britishpeopleareretards November 12, 2022

Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

fazzed out / favelled out

When one gets so many phone calls/ texts off someone all in a short time span it gets annoying, usually to tell someone to hurry up or ask what time are you getting here?! in an erratic manner.

Man, Tom totally favelled me out, I had no time to grab my keys!

He's such a faz!

I'm getting fazzed out / favelled out

Oi! stop favelling me out tom you fuzzy nob head!

by LJ89 October 4, 2009

Failed Nerd

When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong

Teacher: What's the square root of 81

Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph

Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9

Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd

by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007