Afirmative sexual availability.
If one is single, not in a monogamous relationship, or otherwise not exclusively attached, they are said to be fairdinkum. (it's fair to dink 'um)
To pork someone who is not 'available' would be unfairdinkum.
If one is single, not in a monogamous relationship, or otherwise not exclusively attached, they are said to be fairdinkum. (it's fair to dink 'um)
To pork someone who is not 'available' would be unfairdinkum.
John has the hots for his best friend's girlfriend Sheila, but to bone her behind his buddy's back would be unfairdinkum. John must tell his friend that he saw Shiela hoing it up with the bouncer at a singles club, and later chuggin' cock in the back alley for free shooters. His friend should then break up with the ho. Now she's fairdinkum, and John can tap dat ass without fear of reprisal.
Linda: "Tom is so hot, I wanna ride him like a Jersey steer. Too bad he's dating Cindy... she'd rip my uterus out with her bare hands if she found out I boned him."
Keri: "You're in luck! As of last night, Tom and Cindy are on a 'break' ... he's fairdinkum!"
Linda: "Tom is so hot, I wanna ride him like a Jersey steer. Too bad he's dating Cindy... she'd rip my uterus out with her bare hands if she found out I boned him."
Keri: "You're in luck! As of last night, Tom and Cindy are on a 'break' ... he's fairdinkum!"
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fair-ing (fairring)
Verb
1) act of attending an exhibition, usually competitive, of farm products, livestock, etc., often combined in the U.S. with entertainment and held annually by a county or state.
2) act of partying and drinking for a period of time at an outdoor event with friends and family.
3) attending an event with music, foods that come on a stick, and lots of beer.
Origin:
1300–50; Middle English feire < Anglo-French, Old French < Late Latin fēria religious festival, holiday ( Medieval Latin: market), in L only plural; akin to feast.
1200-15; West Allis feire < Stallis-Saxon>
Verb
1) act of attending an exhibition, usually competitive, of farm products, livestock, etc., often combined in the U.S. with entertainment and held annually by a county or state.
2) act of partying and drinking for a period of time at an outdoor event with friends and family.
3) attending an event with music, foods that come on a stick, and lots of beer.
Origin:
1300–50; Middle English feire < Anglo-French, Old French < Late Latin fēria religious festival, holiday ( Medieval Latin: market), in L only plural; akin to feast.
1200-15; West Allis feire < Stallis-Saxon>
We will be fairing for ten days straight.
Dan took off for the state fair and will be fairing.
If you are not fairing, you're failing.
Dan took off for the state fair and will be fairing.
If you are not fairing, you're failing.
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This Fairinheight451 has no actual relation to a same-named member of the Branch Floridians, though understandably the coincidence has caused some confusion abong the anti-Morley brigade.
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