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Fail Whale 

Epic failure, loaded with embarrassment, consistent with blogging mishaps in the tumblr community.
So-and-so already blogged that image, you n00b! Fail Whale!
Fail Whale by pacalin December 11, 2010

Fail Whale Hunting 

To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.
Fail Whale Hunting by Gagameup July 25, 2010

Epic Fail Whale 

1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work

2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"

3) When attempting something stupid and failing
!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.

Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.
Epic Fail Whale by bluefir111 July 12, 2009

Harpooned a fail whale 

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

whale fail 

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.
"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"

Whale Fail 

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.
Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.
Whale Fail by alunajoy October 1, 2010