Fail Whale 

A person who fails very badly, Mark Gilbert Delorme

When Mark dropped the ball, he was called a fail whale

Fail Whale by Howimetyourmother.com August 12, 2009

Fail Whale 

Epic failure, loaded with embarrassment, consistent with blogging mishaps in the tumblr community.

So-and-so already blogged that image, you n00b! Fail Whale!

Fail Whale by pacalin December 11, 2010

Fail Whale Hunting 

To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.

Lets go Fail Whale Hunting, mate!

Fail Whale Hunting by Gagameup July 25, 2010

Epic Fail Whale 

1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work

2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"

3) When attempting something stupid and failing

!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.

Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.

Epic Fail Whale by bluefir111 July 12, 2009

Harpooned a fail whale 

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

Harpooned a fail whale by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

whale fail 

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.

"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"

whale fail by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009

Whale Fail 

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.

Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.

Whale Fail by alunajoy October 1, 2010