Faggotosity

The level of homosexuality.

The sheer magnitude of Gai’s faggotosity is scary.

by Big Dog John Johnson November 8, 2020

Faggotrix

The shit stabbing theatrical companion who often associates with rancid, loud and graceless tarts.

‘As promised, Mrs Lawreson’s favourite faggotrix Crispin accompanied her to the salon to get her corpulent gammon hangers waxed before they hit the town for cocktails.’

‘A mid seizure Crispin gagged and minced as the suicidal squad of therapist gathered the stifling quantity of detritus from her freshly scythed twathole. But as a loyal faggotrix, said nothing regarding her dripping mess of a yawning stubbly clump, which no man nor beast would dare present his bell towards.’

by Herbie Dongsporran January 16, 2022

the ice faggots

a band known for having the most vulgar lyrics of all time has their own radio station wifr 104.3

have you heard the ice faggots new song
no

by bowieknifeman June 14, 2011

New England Faggots

When something isn't funny at all but is somehow hilarious.

That joke that he told about incest made me laugh so hard. It was like the New England faggots.

by Brettzel May 20, 2017

Faggotspinner

stupid spinny things

Joshua has two faggotspinner's.

by Trxppii11 May 5, 2017

faggots and peas

Not a description of a gay gangbang involving watersports, but a tasty meal, very popular in Wales, consisting of a large meatball (the faggot), served with processed peas (not too mushy!) and topped with a thin gravy. Typically served in a bowl and best enjoyed with a spoon to lap up the tasty juices.

Very tasty fare to enjoy after a rugby game (there are still faggots and peas vendors in larger towns in Wales) but of course faggots and peas are also eaten at home.

Sadly these traditional delights are becoming less common with the preponderance of standardised, homogenised fast food establishments such as McDonalds, Burger King and KFC.

"Hey boyo, I'm starvin' after watching Wales hammer those English bastards in the rugby! Let's have a bowl of faggots and peas and down twenty pints of Felinfoel Double Dragon Bitter!"

by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

Faggotsima

A city or town that's so gay friendly,
that it deeply upsets rednecks and bigots
and make them wish for its total destruction a la Hiroshima

The-Itch : Man, this town sucks. A Faggotsima.
They should nuke it to smithereens

by Shim Tizi Shim February 12, 2010