Fage

A word derived from Fage Greek Yogurt that describes an incredibly yogurt like person. Someone who doesn't dare to travel outside the pot but remain in a glutinous annoying state. They often study history because their bacteria live for generations in a sloppy half-hearted existence that culminates in complete pweenage (destruction) once their level of fagge-cyte has become unbearably high.

Warning- If someone encounters a Fage, it should be pweened upon discovery.

Look there is a little Fage in the corner. Lets pween him vehemently!

by Real Murcia May 29, 2013

Fage

Best friend

Tj is my Fage.

by tas7793 November 14, 2010

Fage

1. A much less derogatory derivation of the word 'faggot'.

2. For the Amusement of Gavin and Euan.

"Alright, you fage?"

"Aye, fage."

by Gavin Anderson March 22, 2005

Fage

"Fage" is a slang for "Facebook page". Fage is much easier and faster to say than Facebook page.

"Hey Bob! Have you checked your Fage recently? I posted something really cool on there!"

by cheerguru February 5, 2010

Fage

A person of toolish character. Someone who is undesirable. A goofball or laughable fool.

Oh man, the new kid in school is such a Fage! he is always trying to impress people!

Mage knight? more like FAGE KNIGHT!

by Kassidari February 4, 2010

fage

In World of Warcraft, a dumbass mage who likes to use all his mana on trash pulls and bitch about dying.

RaidRaider#1: Tuliz ur a fucking idiot fage, stop pulling aggro and dying.
RaidTuliz: The tank sucks.
RaidRaider #2: u have no mana left, after one trash pull....

by fishscale November 4, 2007

Fage

it means badass that eats asians for breakfast and girls unvoluntarily eye fuck

Doug is such a fage. I wish I were like him and girls looked at me like that

by Dr. Hugh G. Rection April 19, 2007