Flaffed

When you get into trouble and that one person; usually very loud and obnoxiously says “OOOOOOOOOOOO” and proceeds to look like a dumbass

Guy1 “I was in class yesterday and Jacob flaffed at me”
Guy2 “dude I hate people who do that”

by Gonefortea March 4, 2021

feffed

To be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone.
Can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.

"Dave, what the hell were you posting last night - it didn't make any sense?"
"I was posting? Damn, I was so feffed."

by Sokolsky August 1, 2007

faffdoodling

Faffing about (wasting time) while scribbling/doodling/tweeting/texting inanely.

Enough faffdoodling, time for me to get back to work

by AskMyAxe September 10, 2012

Faffeth

To not be silly - (Adjective)

Definition: Another word for “silly”, “Goofy”.

Tis’ but a scratch, do not faffeth about it.

by DoeWobo2010 May 4, 2023

faffer

n. derivation of "FAF" (Fuck And Forget) 1. an attractive woman that would only be good for a one night stand
2. an attractive woman who's personality is unattractive, but who's body is built for sex

v. to have sex with a faffer

She's not really the type of girl you'd wanna date. Yeah, she's a real faffer.

The chick won't shut up about herself, but I'd still faffer.

by johnnyb May 13, 2005

fuffed

Ruined, screwed up.

John fuffed the sentence.

by Jonathon.R March 7, 2007

Fuffed

Completely off-your-face wrecked.

Oh my god, I feel absolutely fuffed!

by RhiD November 18, 2009