Fanaphobia

General irrational fear of ceiling fans, or of having one fall on you.

My office has a ceiling fan, but because of my fananphobia, I can't go into that room.
I have fanaphobia, which means I'm irrationally terrified of ceiling fans.

by fluffycartoons October 13, 2015

fatphobia

fatphobia is a stupid idea created by overweight people who are insecure about their weight and have decided they don't want to do anything about it. However to ensure their feeling don't get hurt they try and create a bs phobia so that if anybody comments about their body or other peoples weight they can cancel them on twitter.

Written by a 308lbs / 140kg Person.

sane person who understands fatphobia : That person is a total cunt for calling that person fatphobic.

What happened to sticks and stones?

by EnglishGit April 1, 2022

Fatphobia

Fatphobia is a phobia in which overweight people will call you out for not liking fat people. Also a word used to use as a excuse to not go to the gym and continue to eat junk food.

"You have Fatphobia for telling me to exercise"

by blindhut May 28, 2021

fagophobia

A fear of large bundles of or a collected gathering of sticks.

John can't go to the lumbermill, he has fagophobia.

by Pls_Buff_Wraith September 8, 2018

Fatphobia

Not a word. Period. No more words to be said. Do I need to explain myself? Answer: No. So, whoever thinks it's a word needs to touch some grass or see some sunlight.

Fatphobia is not a word and here it is used in the conversation involving an idiot: Chad: "Hey, if you can't find the right sized bath towel its ok just stitch two together or something." Sheryl: "Uhm...WHAT!? You want me to take 5 minutes of my life to do that!? That is very fatphobic and I am reporting this brand and you to the police and am thinking about Sueing both of you! Now go fuck yourself!" Chad: "Woah, chill Karen it's okay, just get a life and it'll all be better".

by CultureOfMan January 16, 2022

Fatphobia

The genuine pyschological fear that you will be devoured by a fat person in a bout of hunger, crushed under their mass, starved when they take all your food, or various other gruesome deaths associated with obesity.

Researchers of fatphobia have concluded through field research that if a fat person looks at you straight in the eye, run. They'll never catch you.

by Mr Patbob June 11, 2016

fatphobia

fatphobia is an excuse that whales make because they aren’t pretty enough

Chad: You should lose weight. You’re becoming morbidly obese
Emily: THATS FATPHOBIA!!!
Chad: Shut up cow.

by shirousa199 July 17, 2022