Fanbooker

People on the popular social site, Facebook, who repeatedly become fans of things such a sports team, a famous actor, or most likely an action or something that happens in their life such as, ""Are you ok?" Well Im Obviously not, but ill say yes anyway." and "face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."

Joe became a fan of Global warming didn't cause the drought. someone dropped a Shamwow. Comment Like

Joe became a fan of face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. Comment Like

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Jake: Joe is such a Fanbooker it's pathetic.

by Asian Music February 11, 2010

fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.

Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.

by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011

fapbook

the worldwide social networking sensation known as fapbook is a phenomenon based upon pointless status updates, faggotry, and lesbian orgies rolled into a shit sandwich with a sprinkle of std's and raging butthole wars. the ancients say it used to be something called facebook, reserved for a select group of real people, now it is frequented by prostitutes, drug dealers, gay fish and evil employers. For most, it is more addictive than cherry popsicles and as addictive as world of warcraft, you become part of the machine, a zombie slave, taken advantage of like a two dollar myspace slut. It is a prime example of the degradation of a once benevolent web domain, now a piss filled back alley, mined by shady corporations and sullied by pseudo-twits and really huge twats.

Hey Asshole! Stop looking at fapbook, so we can get some fucking chimichangas.

by 2hard2fap June 29, 2010

Fapbooking

To jerk off or masturbate to photos on Facebook.

kid 1: Hey dude, wanna hang out later?

kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.

by phelgmcannon February 18, 2010

fedbook

Facebook, created by the FEDeral Government to keep tabs on you, collect your information and locations

Delete your fedbook, instagram and any social media to keep the G-Men out your business.

by Zstackz May 20, 2021

Fadookie

Fadookie: When you’re taking a fat ass shit.
Comes from Dookie but when it is so fat you add a ‘Fa’ infront if it.

Friend: Yo bro what took you so long?
You: My bad I was taking a Fadookie.

by Javier A. Sambucho April 30, 2023

FayBook

A term used instead of pronouncing 'Facebook' properly. Commonly used among the latino community, also with most other foriegners. It is claimed that it rolls off the tounge quicker and thus has turned into a form of slang.

Hey homes, go on your faybook afterwork and check out my wall

by Room348CST January 27, 2011