A fake Latin word synonymous with the word "fuck". It was created and first used by composer Eric Whitacre in the production "Paradise Lost: Shadows & Wings".
Break it like a chicken bone. And break it like you hate that factis chicken!
Factis me!
What the factis was that!
Don't you ever factis do that again!
Factis me!
What the factis was that!
Don't you ever factis do that again!
by bnu112358 June 24, 2010
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by Fantismicalman3557 October 5, 2009
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(person)(sigh)is he having one of his lectures again
(hayden)yeah its horrible hes using factoisms
factoisms:cup of life,lets get the ball rolling,lets put some motion in this ocean,we got some fish to fry,hows it goin around the ranch,ohh how the mighty have fallen,and really theres too manny to put down.
(person)(sigh)is he having one of his lectures again
(hayden)yeah its horrible hes using factoisms
factoisms:cup of life,lets get the ball rolling,lets put some motion in this ocean,we got some fish to fry,hows it goin around the ranch,ohh how the mighty have fallen,and really theres too manny to put down.
by hayden,cool guy March 10, 2008
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Even though she was skinny at the time, I could tell she was starting to embrace fattism as she plunged her face into her second scoop of ice cream
by angstd April 17, 2009
Get the fattism mug.A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, religion.
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She got faptism
by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010
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