A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.
by lmk34 May 13, 2009
Get the facestat mug.To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.
You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.
by Danizilla January 16, 2010
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A stalker, pyscopath, or sociopath who harasses you via Facebook.
Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.
Their behaviour can include:
1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.
A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.
Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.
Their behaviour can include:
1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.
A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.
types: "OMG I can't believe Mark started up a hate group about you! WHAT is up with that?!?! Talk about a Facespook! LMFAO"
types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"
types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009
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"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"
"omg what a facestalker!"
"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."
"savannah and luisa facestalk me"
"omg what a facestalker!"
"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."
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by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008
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Get the faceslap mug.The act of giving your congressional partner the 'pleasurable' experience of covering their face with your ejaculate, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a pornographic movie.
Honey, I'm nearing orgasm, I'd like to give you a facespooge.
Not likely, we're married now; we gave that up years ago.
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