Facequaintance

Someone who you have 'friended' on Facebook but don't really know or keep in touch with. You generally don't know anyone who ever comments on their Wall and wouldn't know them even if they walked right up to you and slapped you.

"Yea, I'm friends with her but we've only met, like, once. She's just a Facequaintance."

by DJHawkman March 22, 2010

facefartbook

a social network web site consisting of a community of well-written, well-crafted gripes or "farts". a place to share observations or complaints of things that bother you.

If I have one more article shoved down my throat about the possible reasons Jennifer Aniston can't find love I'm going to unleash my thoughts on facefartbook

by brewkah assault May 6, 2011

facepants

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off

by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

Facewait

The act of not immediately confirming Facebook friend requests, thereby portraying oneself as having more important things to do than online social networking. Not unlike the three day rule for calling a potential mate after acquiring his/her telephone number.

Guy 1: "Dude, who's that hottie sitting in your pending request file? You should accept that ASAP."

Guy 2: "No doubt she's bangin', but I want her to sweat a little. I'll facewait it for another day or two."

by Dodgerblues July 25, 2009

Facefilter

The act of filtering your homepage on Facebook, due to "friends" who are too involved w/ posts, status updates, quizzes, silly games, bragging, etc...

I felt obligated to accept an old acquaintance's friend request, but I soon realized I would need to facefilter her activity because of all of her annoying updates and posts.

by rolo1 July 13, 2009

Faceplaint

Using the social media site Facebook to vent and complain in status updates. Furthermore, a faceplainter is someone who regularly posts faceplaints, annoying their friends almost daily with negative, trivial personal problems.

My "friend" complained yet again on facebook today. Her faceplaint post read: "I have such a headache and have to work until 3, wish I could go home and nap but I have to take the dog for a walk and then make myself dinner because my roomate can't cook and then I'll take a cold shower because the neighbor uses all the hot water and my hair will be fizzy just like it was today. Urg - I hate Monday to Saturday".

by sanplan March 9, 2012

facefaping

faping to facebook pictures

"dude did you see those new pool pics of madi"
"yeah i tottaly worth facefaping to"

by standert August 7, 2012