facebones

Facebones is the loveable skull that is seen often in the TV show Metalocalypse. The band Dethklok sometimes uses him as a video tour guide for people touring their home at Mordhaus. He has also been known to introduce their performances.

Facebones says, our snipers are armed with 50 caliber sniper rifles and will shoot you on sight if you leave the tour group.

by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008

faceboke

When surfing through random people's Facebook profiles and photos looking for hotties, you come across a hideous vile specimen which is exactly not what you're looking for.

"She is faceboke"

"Awww total faceboke"

by kerplawwwww July 21, 2009

Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.

"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."

by Lyd8 May 27, 2011

facebonding

When more than two people are sitting in the same area (typically at a table), logged onto Facebook or equivalent social network sites, but are not totally consumed with the computer. A mixture of talking and typing is heard...a combination of "Facebook" and "bonding".

Shep: What are you doing tonight? You wanna see a movie?
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.

by citiz3n November 9, 2010

facebored

To be so unbelievably bored that not even Facebook can entertain you.

Dude, I was so facebored last night that I got on MySpace!

by mountainfire August 24, 2008

Faceboredom

FACEBOREDOM: (fays-bohr-duhm) – Noun: the state of being bored whilst on facebook - Origin: 2009 - Synonyms: facedullness - Antonyms: facecitement, facemusement.

The faceboredom kicked in last week when nothing new was haoppening

by Pr1nce February 4, 2010

Faceboredom

Being so bored you resort to:
1. Refreshing the homepage on Facebook multiple times in the hopes that something interesting will come up.
2. Stalking someone on Facebook
3. Liking random pages
OR
4. Staring at the Facebook homepage

There was nothing to do around the house so I went on Facebook. I clicked on the homepage link multiple times, but nothing interesting was going on. I was suffering from severe Faceboredom.

by Kiarii January 13, 2011