Facebag

(noun) Excitement online. Facebag is a website where friends can hang out and view photos.

"What is Facebag?"

by Jackalope_Hero May 29, 2009

time travel facebag

A bag put over one's face to travel through time at the speed of regular time.

"Dude, I put a time travel facebag on yesterday and when I took it off it was today!"

by CheshireBeagle December 24, 2007

Facebag

You can type Facebag on a qwerty flavoured keyboard with only one hand.

"facebag"
"see I did it"

by Jeeves_Tellin_you_wat_ June 3, 2009

Facebag

The service Facebag is largely comparable to other social networking sites. Facebag claims to be one of the biggest social networks in the Balkans, Africa, and Mongolia, with reportedly about ten million members as of April 2006, mostly in the German-speaking countries of Germany, Switzerland and Austria. Currently, Facebag survives entirely on donated funds and venture capitalists, such as Persian celebrity Reva Hooman Anousheh.

Facebag sections feature topics that are pertinent to gentlemen, and of course, ladies. The sections include:

* Fashion & Lifestyle

* Fine Living

* Cars

* Health & Sports

* Dating & Love

* Car Reviews

* Sexuality

* Women

* Men

* Power & Money

* Entertainment

* Gaming

* Ladies

* Amateur hypnotism

* Poker

* Joke of the Day

* Sexy Male Official of the Day

* Cool Site of the Day

* ??????

* Profit

Contrary to popular belief implemented through a plethora of overblown media hype, Facebag does not have a under-the-table deal with networks of sweater vest enthusiasts needing servers to share photographic content of their investments.

Facebag is currently down, but expecting redeployment in the future.

"Facebag is just awesome."

"Good girls don't say no .... to Facebag"

by marina69 May 29, 2009

Facebag

Facebag is a free-access social networking website that is operated and privately owned by Facebag, Inc. Users are unable to join networks organized by city, workplace, school, and region to connect and interact with other people. People cannot add friends and send them messages, or update their personal profiles to notify friends about themselves. The website's name refers to a well known phenomenon occurring when an internet server achieves totality in the event of a plethora of chavs uploading pictures of themselves, they bros, and they bitches, creating a toxic mess on the internets (citation needed). Due to the immense interest Facebag developed in the Web 2.0 community, a myriad of spin-off sites initialized including the well known social networking websites Facebook and Twitter.

Facebag has met with some controversy over the past few years. It has been blocked intermittently in several countries including Suriname and Estonia, although Estonia later unblocked Facebag in 2009.

The patent on Facebag's infamous "Got 2 Get That Honey-Bunny Booty" application is currently pending in Australia and New Zealand.

"I love Facebag, I love women, I love drinking, I love Facebag"

by Takalua69 June 2, 2009

Facebagging

The act of physically bagging the face of oneself, generally in paper form, that of which is preferably decorated.

Born of an anarchical stance to promote inner beauty and/or the desire for anonymity, facebagging is a social movement currently sweeping the underground.

*Facebagging is unrelated to the act of bagging or insulting an individuals face

"I didn't want anyone i knew to recognise me with my grandmother, so I slipped on my designer facebagging bag and went outside comfortably incognito."

by Facebagger September 28, 2009

Facebag

When a Facebook user is being a general douche bag on Facebook.

Did you see Joe's post on how disgusting people spend all their time on Facebook even though he posted 12 times today? What a Facebag.

by klean_x May 16, 2015