fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.

Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.

by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011

fycocking

The art of upsetting a co-worker with your actions and/or words through manipulation and lies. Usually only for the amusement of yourself and co-workers to get through the day. From the latin origin "to fuck with."

Scott told me the boss said that Friday was a no work day but I found out he was fycocking me when Skipper called me Friday asking where the hell I was. What a fycock!

by tigofighter August 26, 2011

Facking

1. When a group of people in a niche culture only discuss the aspects of said culture in a way that is inaccessible to all others.

2. Geeking out over something no one else understands.

"Those kids are facking over there complaining about their oboes cracking in the cold, snowy, weather."

"You silly kids are facking all over your video games!"

by püpslüt August 19, 2013

Fapbooking

To jerk off or masturbate to photos on Facebook.

kid 1: Hey dude, wanna hang out later?

kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.

by phelgmcannon February 18, 2010

Bitches Be Flocking

When a male attracts a majority of females all at once.

abbr. BBF

Bitches be flocking with a sniff of this cologne.

by HR and JA November 22, 2004

faucking

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex. Pronounced "faux king".

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."

by $Bill November 2, 2006

flocking

to rob someone for there belongings

i went to go flocking with my niggaz and we came up on alot of jewlery

by JayVee A.k.A Jay'Habbit November 3, 2011