eyecandy

Something that is nice to look at.
Candy for the eye.

Man that car is some serious eyecandy

by That person you know June 21, 2006

Eyeboning

A less crude way of saying "eyef**king". Eyeboning is when someone is staring at another someone (usually very attractive) with such an intense manner it is as though they are "boning" them.

Monica: OMG...that chick was totally eyeboning you!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!

by classikjane March 10, 2015

Eyeboner

A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.

Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.

Okay, tell me when I can look.

Okay look now.

Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.

by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006

Elecon

A conversation in an elevator that everyone is listening to, but not participating in.

I could barely understand the elecon with the musak playing so loud.

by wallville September 19, 2009

Eyeboners

When you see something so amazing it gives your eye balls a boner.

Did you see that last episode of the popular television show we discuss? I was floppin' out eyeboners the entire time.

by Yupitis November 11, 2014

Eyecolourist

When someone discriminates against someone else with a certain eye colour because of their eye colour.

Hey, that chick had brown eyes!

So she does. And what?

I hate brown eyes. Hey, you! You're eye colour looks like actual shit!

Dude, that makes you an eyecolourist!

Haha, are you a fucking idiot?

by The Eternal Dead August 30, 2020

eyeronoxian

A cool rock that looks like an eye i guess.

person:cool rock
person2:it's an eyeronoxian...and it's also radioactive.

by e y e b a l l February 26, 2021