extrasexawesome

something so great yet sexual at the same time that is beyond words.

omg so i saw M. Shadows and he was so extrasexawesome!

by drAmadYke January 22, 2009

exerciseism

Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".

"I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark."

by fglaude May 7, 2019

exercise in futility

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.

I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.

by Herzlos March 19, 2008

Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.

His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.

by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009

extratize

when something has been so largely exaggerated, you don't even wanna listen to the exaggerator anymore. ever.

often done with a wagging finger to a captive audience.

nurse: don't you believe that moses was handed the ten commandments and that they were the word of god and all gays will be killed come judgement day and if you smoke spliffs you are really damned an' the only way to save yourself is to go to church sundays an' you betta be lookin' fiiine while your there or satan gon git yo' wicked, sorry ass...

patient: no need to extratize. i already know what you's about.

by shanipriya August 14, 2010

ExCARcise

Using your car's steering wheel as resistance to do ab crunches.

There's no excuse for laziness. When you're busy running errands, you can still exCARcise in the car.

by LCat September 28, 2017

face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)

Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!

by lil_circe May 5, 2008