carlsberg export

An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.

Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave.

by TV Boy June 19, 2005

Bloody Export

You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.

When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.

The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.

I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.

by Dylong October 28, 2018

Exporting Metadata

To release bowel movements, to take a dump.

Jen Zebrowski has been in the bathroom exporting metadata all day.

by Bonjour Bonjour August 28, 2011

Carlsberg Export

Wet dog harvested into a bottle.

- Shit dude this lager tastes like wet dog.
= Dude thats Carlsberg Export your drinking.
- Oh right, makes sense.

by Shryker January 13, 2008

Emu Export

Greatest lager in the world

I could do with an Emu how bout you

Wife Bashers

Red Death

Domestic violence in a can

Emu export.. Nah mate we call them Wife Bashers

Ay boys we getting on the Wife Bashers on saturdee

by M G May 11, 2023

Export window

Anus

Lucas got lucky with Alexa last night but lost a condom in her export window

by Pleasure Rifle August 6, 2021

Export

Export simply means to steal or to commit a robbery.

Do you want to export this mans yard?

ey mi bredwin, cum we export dis mans yardd yannoe we need a tool

by Shotta554 April 6, 2011