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eXit 2 exist

eXit 2 exist is simple 3 points philosophy for leading a happy and meaningful life.

eX stands 4 eXperience which means anything from learning 2 walk, talk and listen 2 knowledge in widest fields of sciences, technology and arts as possible.

i stands for independence, or freedom, which you gain from experience and knowledge.

t stands for tolerance, or unconditional love towards your surroundings, which you accomplish by being experienced, knowledge able and independent, freedom loving human being.

Yes, folks, is as simple as that. Just keep up these 3 points valid and you will be loving and beloved in return.
Guy #1: Oh man, I am so bored and unhappy with my life, so how's that you're looking so satisfied and happy?

Guy #2: Well I am following eXit 2 exist tenet by Dr. Milanko Sasko of Vienna in Austria. By growing my everyday experience is giving me more and more independence. And these two points are climaxing in me being a tolerant person, capable of giving unconditional love even 2 my worse enemies.
by amiland May 2, 2022
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exit bag

A plastic bag, placed over the user's head and often used with an inert gas such as helium, thus ending all the user's problems.

May be home made or purchased pre-assembled. One should always find a luxurious, high-end exit bag and purchase it with a credit card.
Joe: "I'm pretty sick of life. I'm thinking about eating a bullet."

Betty: "Joe, I think you should consider using an exit bag. It's quick, painless, and a much better option if you want an open casket."
by PlaneGuy October 15, 2011
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Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

Best highway exit ever. Found in Troy, MI, the exit off of I-75 to Big Beaver Road is Exit 69. Makes me wonder if they planned it that way.
The most fun thing to see in Michigan: Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road
by Proud Left Wing Extremist December 17, 2011
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Exit Polling

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.
You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
by BlakeP July 7, 2008
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Exit Call

The phenomenon of receiving a telephone call (non-cellular) while in the process of departing one’s domicile.
“I wanted to board the 2:15 train, but I got an exit call from my cousin in New Jersey and had to take the 2:30 instead.”
by Lexicon Injection Project April 10, 2009
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exit post

A post in a forum or on social media one uses to indicate they are leaving a group, thread, or discussion. Typically met with a roast of said person for making a spectacle vs leaving quietly.
A-Hey did you see Maria's post that she's leaving the group?
B-No I did not.
A-She got roasted pretty good for making an exit post.
by xxxmdubxxx January 9, 2017
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Exit-level

Something that is the opposite of "entry-level." Seen used to describe a band or musician, relative to other bands in the same genre; to poke fun at trendy kids who constantly need to remind everyone how obscure their musical tastes are.
So, today I was totally listening to this one instrumental-avant-garde-progressive-post-metal band. You've probably never heard about them though, they are so.. exit-level.
by o ReVelatioN o July 21, 2010
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