Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

Exhausted Sausage by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015

exhausted pigeon 

A tired soul who resides in a pigeon because all pigeons do is get in the way and eat rubbbish.

Im such an exhausted pigeon.

All she is, is an exhausted piegeon.

exhausted pigeon by Exhausted Pigeon May 9, 2020

mortally exhausted 

When someone is so exhausted that they feel like they'll slip into an eternal coma.

"My headlights are out, I caught a cold and my favourite TV show got cancelled, I'm just mortally exhausted right now"

mortally exhausted by Captain Procrastination February 2, 2019

exhausted 

To be drunk, or in a state of drunkenness, especially if the source of merriment was communion wine.

"I didn't really know what was going on. I was extremely exhausted at the time." ~Luke

exhausted by kingcrop February 8, 2009

emotionally exhausted

Natalia Stanik

Natalia Stanik is emotionally exhausted

emotionally exhausted by Kg2611 October 29, 2020

exhausted mine 

The place where you ascend to heaven by using a ritual of which you lose your keys of life

bra, im so high i almost thought i had an exhausted mine

exhausted mine by nir5117 February 6, 2018

Exhausted 

Being very tired.

Damn, after squatting while T-posing for two hours straight, I am truly exhausted.

Exhausted by /r/dankmark user June 2, 2018