the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel
used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
by kwheezy February 25, 2008
Get the towel exercise mug.dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.
dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.
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dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.
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by Saack August 9, 2008
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when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.
...like we care
...like we care
"omg im kicking my ass. 1 hour of pilates, then 2.46 mile run to the gym, 30 min on the eliptical at max fat burning heart rate, then 2.1 mile run back from the gym. omg I'm SO hungry!"
this was the best example of exercise vomit from a friend on facebook
this was the best example of exercise vomit from a friend on facebook
by brookeb925 April 9, 2010
Get the exercise vomit mug.a daring sexual maneuver in which a male and/or female fingers a woman to the point of convulsion and indistinguishable speech aka tongues.
extra mancard points if the fingerer turns the fingeree pale white.
extra mancard points if the fingerer turns the fingeree pale white.
by ninjaninjaninjaninja July 5, 2010
Get the The Exorcism mug.a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.
BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?
under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
by Pinky Star May 28, 2009
Get the stress level elimination exercise plan mug.The act of driving out a demon or other supernatural entity using the Roman Ritual as prescribed by the Catholic Church.
Well, there are other options. Have you ever heard of exorcism? It's an ancient ritual by which a priest can expel this invading spirit.
by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005
Get the exorcism mug.Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".
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