excel

To be better than you

Yo nukka my civic excels yo kia dawg. LOOK AT DEM RIMS, THEY SPINNIN

by Alex Laliberte December 31, 2004

exceL

exceL is one of the best counter-strike players in the gaming community today

*** exceL killed *3D|Ksharp* with a headshot from deagle **

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 7, 2006

excel

a program that Bill gates created to play source. A killing machine :)

eXceL | Microsoft Killed quickswitch^ ins0mnia= Bad at source

by KILLERSADASD March 16, 2008

Excel

Someone who most likely gets bitches but doesn't necessarily want them. Opposite of an excel.

Dude, did you see that guy rejected the cheerleader, he's such an excel!

by Jombozone April 6, 2022

Excel

Excel=monkey

Excel is a monke

by Leob1253 April 21, 2022

Excel

The application software by Microsoft that has a unique position in eSports as the only non-gaming software that plays a competitive role in eSports.

When the tournament organizers pulled out their Excel sheets for stats analysis, I knew we were in for a real eSports tournament.

by Emotional Cruiser August 16, 2025

Excel Ninja

One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.

Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!

by MennoniteOwl April 28, 2006