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exlax bro

A male from the age of 25 or so onwards that can't give up the life of laxing. Generally they become highly offended when you disrespect the sport of lacrosse. Signs of an exlax bro are...
• Their life goal is to become a teacher for the sole purpose to become a high school lacrosse coach.
•They play for a mens club team and the highlight of their year is being made officer of the club.
•They wish they had more college elligibility to continue playing college lacrosse at a D3 school.
"God I hate Marshall. He is such a pole smoking exlax bro."
by Chupasquanchmo May 31, 2016
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exlax

A GameSurge staff member who loves to poop. He also makes others poop whenever they talk to him.
-ChanServ- Exlax is clearing your intestines (network helper).
by Exlax October 12, 2004
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smooth move exlax

When someone makes a not so smooth move, one would use this phrase in a verbally ironic fashion.
Exlax is a common laxative which causes "smooth movements" of the bowels so to speak.
By using this statement, you are comparing a persons action to that of a laxative.
"You guys, I left the door to the bathroom unlocked, and just got caught wanking off!"
"Smooth move exlax"
by Ally April 4, 2005
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Exlaxtasy

A new party drug that laces ecstasy with ex-lax, in which highly pleasurable feelings arise from uncontrollable bowels. Popular with bulimics.
Adam- Hey brah, why have you been in the bathroom so long? You're missing the party!

Ryan- Dude I took some Exlaxtasy and brought the party here!

Adam- ...Can I score some of that?
by BOSCO August 2, 2012
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Exlaxia

Health disorder in which fat, overweight, or obese people take ExLax to take dumps excessively and lose weight.
-"Yo man! Jessica lost weight over the summer, she looks fiiiiiine!"
-"HELL YEAH! I heard she got exlaxia!"
by SuperflyTNT September 22, 2005
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exlaxhole

An asshole that occasionally gives you shit but is soft about doing so.
"His words were like vomit, or better yet, vomit from his exlaxhole."

"Larry is such an exlaxhole, but I kind of like the dude."
by TNTo June 25, 2022
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Exlax Hexed Faggot

A faggot on laxatives while being double dicked down. A couple dicks so strong that shit goes everywhere and makes the double dick dirty brown.
(Exlax Hexed Faggot) Dick so deep that shit went everywhere
by Double Dicked Down September 26, 2022
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