Patrick Ewing

n. The act of one's penis "accidentaly" falling out of one's pants in a humorous but mature manner.

"DUDE! Did you just see that bro's cock?! He totally just went patrick ewing on our ass! Sweet!

by Bill Hawthorn August 4, 2007

J.R. Ewing

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005

ewin

A very cool and nice person who will always be there for you. Always knows how to take care of a problem. Specially, when you have nobody by your side.

Ewin is very cool.

by $$Mone¥$$ December 2, 2014

ewineauctions

short for Electronic Wine Auctions - where people bid on bottles on wine offered for auction on the internet. Bidders usually sit at their computers and don't even raise a sweat.

I logged on to ewineauctions and got myself a real bargain, a dozen bottles of plonk for bugger all.

by CutUpRough February 16, 2010

Izzy ewing

Super duper kinkayyy.
She also loves to diperooney for a scooter snack

Did I see her leave yesterday...
She’s a real izzy ewing

by Jëzüs June 7, 2020

Ewing

A complete beast and basically the definition of Swag.

"Did you see that guy he had so much swag"
"Dude that's a Ewing if I've ever seen one"

by Greenbassist August 20, 2012

Ewing

a suburb of Trenton, located in West central New Jersey. Once the site of a huge general motors plant and naval air plant, as well as the current home to the college of NJ and Trenton Mercer Airport. The town is named after Charles Ewing, and began as a farming town as well as the home of quarries off of Wilburtha road near West Trenton. Ewing is interesting in that it has a very broad mix of residents; in the high school their is no majority race. It has a bad rap compared to other towns like Hopewell or Hamilton, but it has nice sections too.

wanna go to a college party in Ewing tonight? I hear they got fresh bitches wylin out!

by impoip88 April 10, 2011