Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

evasivicity

extreme quality of evasion; avoiding answering all questions.

His evasivicity is incredibly frustrating.

by BD416 September 2, 2014

Envasive species

Lauryn

Is that the envasive species “Lauryn”?

by Hahshs September 25, 2018

Evasivebooking

- Evasive facebook status or comments that are mysterious, vague, or unclear
- Sometimes suggest you're upsett or depressed, or can be a cry for help
Person may vaguely hint on something or bring something up and then refuse to talk about it

Similar to vagubooking
Don't know what facebook is? look up facebook

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e.g:

1- Facebook status: Jon Jacob Schmitt is 2nd guessing his decisions or Jon Jacob Schmitt is errr or Jon Jacob Schmitt is not feeling well -feedback: 2,345,678

Friend's comments: What's wrong, Jon?

Response: Onhh it's nothing/I don't wana talk

Friends: Gahh stop evasivebooking!

Friends: Are you sick?

Response: Naa..or kind of
2- Comments:

Jon: ughh. My life blows/sucks. :

Nice friend: What's wrong? What's up? Call me.

Jon: Oh it's nothing, I don't want to talk about it. Dx

by AmateurFriendPsychologistNaomi February 6, 2010

eVASEive maneuver

Refers to the strategic actions that Mr. Lodge employed in an (unsuccessful, naturally! :P) attempt to prevent the clumsy accident-prone Archie from bumblingly knocking over his "priceless 'n' super-fragile" antique Ming Dynasty vase: he placed the ultra-vulnerable artifact on a small display-stand away off in the far end of the room, and put an indestructible rubber replica of the vase in the center of the room for Archie to look at instead of the genuine --- and incredibly breakable --- clay urn.

Mr. Lodge smugly gloats to his daughter Veronica about the ingenious eVASEive maneuver he has employed to protect his lovely valuable work of art from the soon-to-arrive-for-a-visit Archie --- "I had a rubber replica made of it; Archie won't be able to break this bouncy duplicate no matter how hard he bumps into it!" Of course, his seemingly-foolproof plan fails miserably (as usual!)... the hapless Archie --- fearing that he'll damage the vase even though it's just a rubber replica --- backs warily away from it and unknowingly blunders straight into the REAL VASE that's sitting on a stool behind him, sending it crashing to the floor and splintering all to pieces. :P

by QuacksO September 30, 2018