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premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015
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Premature Evaluation

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.
Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?
by Mishpuka August 8, 2010
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post-evaluative syndrome

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.
"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."
by icehead November 6, 2008
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Re-evaluate chip dip

Verb - When you are eating chips with dip and dont have enough of one quantity so you change the amount of dip you put on a chip
I was eating nachos and has a little bit of cheese left and a lot of nachos so i had to re-evaluate chip dip and then i finished my nachos and cheese at the same time.
by Uselessness July 5, 2010
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Evalu

Patrick Ewings nickname. Evalu, which is short for Evalution....which that frigin' ape has yet to go through!
by N. Culv May 7, 2003
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premature evaluation

When someone makes hasty decisions or assessments based on limited data, before more data will show that those assessments are completely flawed.
The way trump has handled C19 is just one premature evaluation to another: from saying everything was under control, to it going away by Easter, to how he promoted hydroxychloriquine, to how the economy was going to see a "V" shaped recovery, and on and on.
by MRMNYC June 15, 2020
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