Euclid

Middle Class Suburb of Cleveland that is located next to Lake Erie. Their city council was sued by the government for being racist in 2008. It is known for its large increase in Black people over the last 10 years. Because of this both the white and black populations believe they live in the ghetto when they actually don't.
In Euclid residents spend money not on homes or their community but on clothes, gadgets, and cars. Everyone in the city wants to move out. Also victim of the "White Flight"
Lastly, Euclid is home to lots of lesbians,increasing amount of gays, bars, and catholics.

Ted: Hey, I'm looking for a good time this weekend. I'm kinda looking for a city that has lots of bars, a place where i have a slight chance of gettin' shot, and lots of lesbians. Where should I go?

Tashaqwan: Shiiiit, just head on down to Euclid.

by johnnyspamface April 19, 2009

Euclid

Classification of an SCP of the SCP foundation. It usually means the SCP is not well understood and/or permanent containement is not possible, this does not mean said SCP is harmful.

"SCP-173 is an Euclid class SCP. It is a concrete, rebar sculpture that moves when not looking at it. When it gets close to a human or otherwise living creature, SCP-173 will snap it's neck and kill it, or attempt to. It is dangerous and hostile, and can move through vents, but can be contained fairly easily by putting it in a containment chamber, although Containment Breaches involving it have happened before."

by JohnLS November 21, 2018

non-euclidean ass

A human buttocks whose properties are such that it can not be described with any normal human though processes. Typically, used when just using the word "ass" just won't suffice.

"I am going to go back in to that bar and kick some non-euclidean ass" said Erik.

As she entered the room someone shouted "Look at that piece of non-euclidean ass!"

by a wayward s0n October 18, 2011

euclid

1. The name of the Greek guy who formally began the study of geometry.
2. The name of a street in almost every city in the U.S., for unknown reasons.

1. Euclid must have had a shitload of time on his hands.
2. Yo meet me at the corner of Oak and Euclid.

by miss B-izzy August 15, 2006

sting eucliffe

The 19 year old, White Dragon Slayer, in Fairy Tail. Guildmaster of the guild, Sabertooth. He looks up to Natsu Dragneel as a kid and dreamed of surpassing him one day. They battled but Sting ended up loosing. There is also people who ship him with Natsu. Which involves in lots of sexual acts like blowjobs, assfucking, cumming, etc.

"My name is Sting Eucliffe!"

by Rogue Cheney August 30, 2014

Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet

When a strap-on, angled 15 degrees to the left, is mounted on the forehead of any authority figure and then used to penetrate any orifice of the human body. Usually followed by the infamous Viking Bronze Hammer.

Those who propagate the Non-Euclidean Sun Bonnet are oft referred to as 'Bonneteers'.

Bitch came back from work late, so I stuck her with the Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet and followed it up with a Viking Bronze Hammer. This was all, of course, after I kicked her down the stairs.

by St. Bootsy Collins September 16, 2007

Euclid

The erogenous zone located on the inner elbow. Often a highly sensitive area, and one best touched by surprise... perhaps in a crude, rubbing motion.

Deborah 1: Heeey, how's it going? (asks casually, while carefully reaching hand up to inappropriately touch friends inner elbow)

Deborah 2: (jumps out of chair) Whoa!! That's my euclid! Oh wait, don't stop!

by DeborahDeborah February 6, 2010