edumkulate

The act of male ejaculation while otherwise preoccupied by shitting.

Ben's about to edumkulate on the couch!! Woah! It's light brown!!

by Peter Michael December 3, 2006

enurfulated

To be under the influence of psilocybin mushrooms, trippin'.

"Dude, I'm so enurfulated."

by Boob D November 20, 2006

Enturbulate

When El Ronaldo Hubbardo, Davey Miscarriage, DomeNOW! Masterson, or any other random Lientologist disturbs his own genitals or the genitals of unconscious or unwilling victims.

Mary Sue:

Ronnie! What are you doing?!
El Ron:
Woman! How many times have I told you to leave me unmolested while I’m enturbulating myself?!
Mary Sue: Yes, but do you have enturbulate in front of the thetans?!

by Lifelessfigurez May 3, 2025

Enturbulate

When El Ronaldo Hubbardo, Davey Miscarriage, DomeNOW! Masterson, or any other random Lientologist disturbs his own genitals or the genitals of unconscious or unwilling victims.

Mary Sue:

Ronnie! What are you doing?!
El Ron:
Woman! How many times have I told you to leave me unmolested while I’m enturbulating myself?!
Mary Sue: Yes, but do you have enturbulate in front of the thetans?!

by Lifelessfigurez May 3, 2025

Pre-esuckulate

To hit a bong before its properly heated and producing smoke.

Friend: Why am I not getting a hit?
Me: Because you pre-esuckulate every time you try to hit it! Wait til it's hot enough!

by GucciMane86 July 29, 2022