Eton Wick

The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area

I got shot when I was walking past the Eton Wick chippy

by Graham April 11, 2005

Eton green

Eton green can dunk on anybody especially Callum and Camron

Man eton green just dunked on him

by Rona June 5, 2020

Eton green

Always makes greens in 2k

Man I wish eton green was on my team

by Rona June 1, 2020

eton mess

a nasty, posh, central london word for intercourse

what i did to david cameron's wife last night.

1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service

by dickw44sh March 6, 2013

Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

Eton College

Colloquially known as Slough Grammer. Along with Winchester and Harrow it is slowly being overrun by the Asians but the main epidemic the the homosexuals.

Eton College Gays

by timmyhands April 12, 2023

Eton Boy

A boy that looks like they go to/goes to Eton school. Generally good looking and/or wealthy.

Did you see that guy? He was totally an Eton boy!

by Steff Greenfield April 21, 2008