P1: Espresso cookie is so hot, I want him to step on me.
P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...
P1: I know but still
ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!
P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...
P1: I know but still
ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!
by a genderfluid toaster August 21, 2021
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Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.
Often mistakenly called "expresso".
Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.
Often mistakenly called "expresso".
I just spent an entire month's worth of paychecks on a new espresso machine. I will never sleep again.
by Austin December 1, 2003
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That last cup of coffee left in the office pot at 4:30 in the afternoon, you know, the one that's been cooking down all day until it's thick as molasses, burned, and dirty like 10,000-mile-old engine oil. Mmmm-mmmh.
Bob: That smells delightful. What is it, a vente americano from Starbucks?
Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.
Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.
by Harris Bergstein January 24, 2007
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hot coffeee enemas then having a nice enchanted tasters choice moment.
hot coffeee enemas then having a nice enchanted tasters choice moment.
Freddy and Harold both enjoyed a nice steaming hot Cleveland Double Espresso in front of a warm fire playing a friendly game of chess.
by streetwhiz April 26, 2009
Get the Cleveland Double Espresso mug.A sneaky espresso is when a barista or coffee maker puts poo, either human or animal, into a rude customer's coffee or hot beverage. Those well trained in executing the sneaky espresso can do so without the customer ever realising they are drinking shit.
"Man, how rude was that customer!"
"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"
"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"
by ChinChinMan November 14, 2011
Get the Sneaky Espresso mug.A phrase brought to popularity by Malainey (not Tom). It is used to describe someone who is feeling depresso. It has the complete opposite affect of a regular espresso.
by CarrotCuntCasey October 24, 2018
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Really strong coffee served in a teeny tiny cup, meant to be drank in little sips or in one big gulp like a shot. Is also used to make Americano (or a normal coffee) by adding water, or a Cappucino or Latte by adding hot milk and froth, or a Mocha by adding chocolate powder, milk and froth.
Most coffee shops put 2 shots of espresso in any coffee, so if you like your coffee strong, ask for an extra shot, if you like it weak, ask for one less.
Really strong coffee served in a teeny tiny cup, meant to be drank in little sips or in one big gulp like a shot. Is also used to make Americano (or a normal coffee) by adding water, or a Cappucino or Latte by adding hot milk and froth, or a Mocha by adding chocolate powder, milk and froth.
Most coffee shops put 2 shots of espresso in any coffee, so if you like your coffee strong, ask for an extra shot, if you like it weak, ask for one less.
Andy drank a shot of espresso and had the caffine twitches for an hour.
Louise is such a wimp, she drinks grande latte's with only one shot of espresso. It's hardly worth it!
Louise is such a wimp, she drinks grande latte's with only one shot of espresso. It's hardly worth it!
by mmmerangue March 9, 2007
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