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calendar snooping

When one analyzes a co-worker's online calendar for the sole purpose of learning their personal or work business.
Person #1: Hey, Stacy told me you met with the hiring manager for that marketing job last week.

Person #2:How would she know that?

Person #1: She was calendar snooping again.
by all worked up February 21, 2012
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Snooping

is the action of both sneezing and pooping at the same time.
usually the sneeze causes this action; however some people experience snooping because they are allergic to shit which causes them to sneeze.
Ethyl: Hey Terry its nice to have you back in school I missed you!!! What were you even sick with???
Terry: I have no idea Ethyl. It started out with just sneezing, then it turned to pooping, then it turned to snooping.
Ethyl: ahhhh im sorry that sounds awful... hopefully you're better now!!
Terry: I...I...I ahchoooo!!!!!...plus the sound of stepping in tons of mud....oo fuck i snooped again
Ethyl: I..I think i gotta go terry...babye!
by Zx612 July 1, 2011
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Snooping

Snooping occurs in groups of people while smoking weed. It's when you're taking more hits than you're supposed to, and playing it off like you haven't yet.

The term comes from how Snoop Dogg smokes weed.
Spencer: David man, puff puff pass. Come on, hand me the blunt.

David: Man, what you talking about? I haven't even hit this shit yet.

Joey: Dude, you've hit that shit like 4 times already.

Spencer: Yea homie, stop snooping that shit.
by Spencer Carey April 13, 2009
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Snooping

The act of sleeping or spooning with one's dog. Reference Peanuts character Snoopy and spooning. Most common among women but men will do it but not admit it.
My girlfriend is snooping the dog tonight and I am not going to sleep with the dog too.
by a2z August 19, 2012
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Snooping

Snapchat while pooping. The act of sending snaps to others without hiding the fact that you are clearly sitting on the throne.
When my bae started snooping me daily, I knew we were soul mates!
by SueDoughName May 20, 2018
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Snooping

The pseudo-sexual act (normally performed as a prank) of placing a funnel in a friend/roomate's butthole, and peeing into the funnel from three to five feet away.

The act is normally performed by college-age males, but it can be performed for sexual gratification.
Man, I've been cleaning piss out of my crack for a half hour because Brad and Trey have been Snooping me all evening.
by Flavor Burst October 27, 2010
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Shnaggity-Snoopingas

A phrase that can take the place of any curse word or can just be yelled at any time to express anger or excitement
Shnaggity-Snoopingas!!! I forgot to feed Honus!
by Horny Buzzlightyear September 4, 2016
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