Escalitis is a curable disease. It can be described as a certain diarrhea of the mouth… One in which standard logic is thrown out the window like most normal people have and an extreme, instigating comment is belched out with little thought or regard to offensiveness.
The female in this conversation has escalitis:
Male: You look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?
Female: Your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an HIV Bank!
Male: You look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?
Female: Your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an HIV Bank!
by SomeGuyWhoMetAGirl March 2, 2010
Get the escalitismug. It got worse and worse and worse. Really bad. Shockingly bad. To the point it needs to be announced aloud so people are aware of exactly how bad it's got.
by Flimsco April 5, 2020
Get the it's escalatedmug. sudden fury of flailing fists. Heavy bumping and ditching peers over low cut fences are also a regular occurrence
On the way to the train station a sudden escalation occurred. In result twizzle and chief got ditched over a fence.
by twizzlsestick+sk+baer August 31, 2007
Get the escalationmug. The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.
There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
John: Hey dude, I heard you and Valentina had a nice time last night.
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator
by Escul November 28, 2015
Get the Escalatormug. by anonymous July 4, 2017
Get the escalatedmug. by wily_codger August 25, 2011
Get the escalatemug. A friend who comes upon an incident that has been defused and proceeds to re-active the incident, more than likely inviting an un-needed physical altercation
I had the situation under control with those guys, The Escalation showed up and picked a fight anyway
by Wolfpack Tuck September 26, 2011
Get the The Escalationmug.