Ernesto 

Ernesto is an angry italian man. You can often find him standing on the corner of his street asking why people have parked out the front of his house. He likes wood and telling you he worked on that house. He has a hard head but a soft spot for Lupini’s.

Person 1: who is that person standing on the corner in his jocks?

Person 2: ohhh thats just Ernesto, he has a Rottweiler.

Person 1: he looks like Vince Colosimo

Ernesto by Chenzo.ernesto January 19, 2022

Ernesto 

A super hot guys most even call him daddy he’s also good at fortnite and in bed

Did you see Ernesto play fortnite he’s a god

Ernesto by Pipi June 2, 2018

Ernesto 

The beastly one. The most sexiest man alive. Not a beaner. The best.

WOW! Michelle, did you see Ernesto's dick!

Ernesto by ErnestoShaker January 24, 2009

Ernesto 

The Ernesto is the act of fucking a chick with a condom on, and then at the last minute, right before you come, without warning, pulling the condom off. The goal is to cum all over the girl and make as big a mess as is possible, much to her surprise. It is not an Ernesto unless it is an unwanted surprise for the girl. It makes little sense and is completely inconsiderate, which make the thoughtless act quite entertaining. It is so named after being pioneered by an Italian man named Ernesto.

"dude, I was about to cum and I figured "fuck it, I don't even like this chick", so I had to Ernesto her at the last minute"

Ernesto by the nesto November 28, 2007

Ernesto 

Good looking people who are also fans of great football teams

Look, that guy must be an Ernesto, because he likes Independiente Santa Fe

Ernesto by djcbiche February 14, 2019

Ernesto 

ERNESTO! is so god damn kind and such a child, they are one of the smartest human beings i’ve ever met and yet the stupidest at the same time. I hope you see how amazing you are, your a god damn dog, a lil puppy. Your driving is beautiful and the music is fabulous

Person 1: Yo did you see that robot?
Person 2: Yup, Ernesto built it

Person 1: Sober?
Person 2: Does it matter? Works like a charm!

Ernesto by Uma ~ May 2, 2022

Ernesto 

A guy with a huge dick no like really the Mexican genes gave him the biggest cock

"hey ernesto can i suck your dick?"

Ernesto by A funny feller May 6, 2021