Reverse Erection

When something is so vile and such a massive turnoff that your penis literally panics and retreats back into your body. This is a defense mechanism and natural instinct so your penis can not be sexually violated by what has been deemed so repulsive.

When I had found out my mom's ex boyfriend texted me about how horny he was, thinking it was my mom's phone number, it gave me a reverse erection.

by TuxedoChicken January 23, 2016

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021

Affection Erection

When you get an erection from a hug, holding hands, when someone says I love you, or anything in that nature

Man I hadn't seen Olivia in awhile but I saw her and we hugged and got an affection erection.

by some fag December 8, 2015

erectophiliac

Someone who has an unusually strong attraction towards boners

Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac

by HelgAnus February 12, 2014

Post-erection reply

When your horny af and you snapchat a bunch of easy girls but they reply after you already finished jerking off

Tom I swear this bitch is always playin. I send her a snap tryin to get nudes and she gives me that post-erection reply.

by Crazy man sulliran May 9, 2017

mass erection

1. When someone gets a super stiff boner from playing Mass Effect 1, 2, or 3 and/or looking at one of the many female characters or their respective sex sences.

2. A person who gets a hard-on from playing any of the Mass Effect games.

man looking at Liara's ass give me such a mass erection

by drity_d December 12, 2012

raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.

I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003