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Friend Equilibrium

The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.
Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."

Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."
by Teeeeeeeej July 14, 2010
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equan

A trait shared by two or more objects having the same quantity, but not necessarily sharing the same other qualities.

Quality -> Equal -> Equality
Quantity -> Equan -> Equantity

Two cereal boxes of different brands may not share the same box artwork, cereal flavor or type, but they have the same amount of cereal in them - Therefore, they are equan.
1 - Dude, those two vending machines are equan.

2 - What?
by RektSkrubs June 28, 2019
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piss equity

The money an online poker player loses by running to the bathroom to pee during a session. True pros combat this by pissing into Gatorade bottles while continuing to play.
Noob: "I really had to pee, so I sat out on all of my tables for one minute and ran to the bathroom."

Pro: "You fish! Do you know how much piss equity you gave up by missing those 20 hands?!"
by Kos13 March 29, 2011
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Equifucked

What happens to you when your information was stolen from Equifax due to their lack security.
I just went online to check my status on the Equifax breach and found out I was Equifucked!
by PeterVIII September 13, 2017
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equipee

Meaning equipped but referring to things that are equipped on a daily basis in a place, where the pee in this word comes to play, which is an activity on a daily basis.

For example, if you run out of milk on a daily basis, you equipee your place with milk, not equip.
All the peeps in our household are so full of sh*t, that we need to equipee our house with toilet paper cuz we run outta that everyday.
by KingofDefinitions May 10, 2019
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equities in dallas

Low rung position assigned to those in the investment banking world deemed shitty by the BSDs overseeing new recruit allocation. Future prospects scant. Popularized by Michael Lewis's Liar's Poker.
Yeah, I was sent to cover equities in Dallas ... might as well shoot myself now.
by DCprince August 30, 2006
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bar equity

The amount of time and money a guy spends on trying to hook up with a girl at a bar or night club.
Example 1:
Dude1: How'd it go last night?
Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat cockblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, "We gotta go now! Bye, Bye!"

Example 2:
Random bar ho: Hey Sexy! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Uhhhh......
Wingman: (whispers) Wait, dude! You can't put any bar equity into a jersey girl. They can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
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