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shit plus two equals eight

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.
While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"
by Barbara J. Green April 26, 2014
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2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
by Hunter126 December 17, 2017
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undetectable equals untransmittable

The USA's national health protection agency, known as the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on September 27, 2017, officially released the historic report stating "When ART results in viral suppression, defined as less than 200 copies/ml or undetectable levels, it prevents sexual HIV transmission." -Eugene McCray, MD CDC

This news is the motivator for the now commonly used term, Undetectable Equals Untransmittable.
So undetectable equals untransmittable means that if your HIV viral count is undetectable, then essentially you're not a risk to pass the infection to another.
by RobbiRacks.com October 28, 2017
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loud equals funny

A universal truth held as a doctrine by normal people with a functioning brain.
Okay, next person to unironically believe that loud equals funny is getting locked in a room full of subwoofers with russian hard-bass playing on loop for 4 hours. We'll see who's laughing then.
by the normal person August 23, 2020
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8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.
I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
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Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies!

When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'

Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)

Put it together fast and you get it! :D
Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!
by gilliaanx August 5, 2011
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merger of equals

When one company merges with the other to jack it up.
The merger of equals between Mercedes and Chrysler. 10 years later they're F-ing broke and Mercedes is trying to drop them like a bad habit.
by OoTLink March 31, 2007
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