epsilon

One who belongs to the lowest caste in Aldous Huxley's book Brave New World. Known for stunted growth, inferior intelligence, yet indispensibility. After death, they play a crucial role in phosphate reclamation. In short, a useful idiot.

Also known as "Epsilon-minus semi-moron"

Everyone works for everyone else. We can't do witout anyone. Even Epsilons are useful. We couldn't do without Epsilons.

by Douglas Weltman June 28, 2003

Epilouge

The ending of a story; to bring conclusion and a sobering look upon the aftermath of a conflict. What most would consider a follow up to, but not a sequel to, a story epic.

The epilouge of Halo 3 finishes off the loose ends of the conflict.

by meteorhero June 3, 2011

18 minus epsilon

Refers to a girl who isn't quite legal, but, come on bro, she basically is. She is weeks away from being legal, and can be easily mistaken for 22 by your average xanax-ed out celebrity. Comes from mathematical analysis, where the phrase "minus epsilon" means "minus some arbitrarily small quantity".

Dude 1: "Did you hear that James Franco was trying to pick up a seventeen year old?" Dude 2: "But did you see her? She was totally 18 minus epsilon".

by mathmajr May 17, 2014

Epilogue

The title of the video in which famous Electronic Music Duo Daft Punk enounced their retirement.

This video will truly go down in history as one of the most heartbreaking ever.

'Damn, Epilogue really hit hard...i'm so sad they retired'
'Same dude, same.'

by trustmeiamareputablesource March 25, 2021

Alpha Omega Epsilon

A social and professional sorority. These girls know how to keep it classy. They are well rounded and sweet. They are intelligent as well as beautiful. They work hard and they know how to have fun/party. They are the best girls to bring home to mom and they are the definition of modern women.

OoOoO...who is that girl?
-She is an Alpha Omega Epsilon girl...an A.O.E. girl.
Damnnnnnnnnn...she is fine.

by Dancer09sofine March 13, 2009

The Epsilon Program

The Epsilon Program is a religion followed by many people in the name of Kifflom. The 3 most known followers are John Smith, John Smith, and Chris Farmidge, who is the leader of the program.
Activities include: praying while being talked to by cops, pointing at a planes contrails and sometimes saying "kifflom", making a job offer to a just-assaulted store clerk, and being pulled over by cops and being talked to by them for multiple hours on a main road.

"Brother, would you like to join the Epsilon Program?" "Uhhh no thanks" "You will be sacrificed in the name of chris for rejecting."

by RoyceTheFox May 25, 2018

Alpha Epsilon Phi

A women's sorority founded in 1909 at Barnard College in New York. Based on Jewish principles, this organization helps many different philanthropies such as the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation and Sharsheret, while promoting fellowship, loyalty, trust, honor, and love within its members.

Hey Samantha, which sorority are you going to rush?

I think I'll check out the lovely ladies of Alpha Epsilon Phi!

by Phi<3 March 10, 2009