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epoophany

A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.
(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"
by diabolicalpanther October 24, 2008
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Epoophany

Having an epiphany while taking a dump
"Oh shit I just had an epoophany!" (no pun intended)
by Pincusfloyd January 1, 2009
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Epoophany

A sudden "brilliant" realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you've shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).
"John had a really embarrassing epoophany in math class yesterday; he thought he'd figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole class."
by Abrax March 28, 2008
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Epoophany

The act of experiencing an epiphany whilst on the toilet.
*Beth returning from the bathroom*
Beth: Hey, Joe! I just had an epoophany! I now understand the meaning of life!!
by Mimmy Blanc January 20, 2012
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Epoophany

To experience a sudden and striking realization while on the toilet.
I've been racking my brain trying to find a solution to our problem. Then, while on the toilet, I had an epoophany.. The answer is, MORE COWBELL!
by Oscar94Shane July 31, 2012
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Epotphany

A sudden, overwhelmingly brilliant or insightful thought while under the influence of Marijuana. Notorious for seeming like a good idea at the time, but easily forgotten or disregarded due to the nature of it's conception.
Dude, Last night I smoked so much weed that I understood the secrets of the universe. It was a total Epotphany.
by Panzerbane April 22, 2009
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epeephany

The phenomenon that occurs when a male is urinating, especially into a urinal, but then realizes he also needs to pinch a loaf.
Sorry I took so long bro, I was takin' a mad whiz but I had a total epeephany so I had to stop mid-stream and run to one of the stalls
by ThePunster February 13, 2014
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