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eMachines

A budget computer for the average home user that was made from 1998-2013. Many elitist PC gamers hate on eMachines PC's because they are "crappy" and not meant for gaming even though it's a BUDGET COMPUTER.
PC Gamer: LOL! Your emachines sucks! It's built with cheap parts!

eMachines user: It's from the year 2005 and it's still running, how are the parts "cheap"? Your shitty custom built desktop died 2 years ago.

PC Gamer: ...
by jdaniel125 October 6, 2016
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eMachines

Cheap and shitty computers that the
salesman always points to when helping newbs.
Fuck... My mom got a emachines...
by XIII November 7, 2004
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Emachines

Cheap as bread computer manufacturer, they do still in 2008 making these computer out of hardware from years ago for saving alot, exemple of this is, they still use pentium 4 because emachines hits the market of computer unknowledged people. Most of the hardware come from Taiwan or poor countrys so they save millions for that. I hate also when people say vista go faster than XP.

-Synonym of Cheapest
-Antonym of Gaming PC
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-Me : Hey dude, you are buying a new PC?

-else : yea, im getting an Emachines

-Me : Mhh .. you should let me build your, it will be way more powerful .. like so MUCH

-else : What? build a computer? are you crazy maniac? there is conpanys that build computer, and you are not dell or hp so you can't build this!

-Me : Yes you can, and no vista will not make your computer go faster

-Else : Shut up, you don't know anything about computer!
by AthlonZ64 December 22, 2008
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eMachines

A company that makes inexpensive and quality computers that last quite long and was tied for second best computers as reviewed by PCWorld Magazine. It was owned by Gateway and now Acer.
My 8-year-old eMachines still works like new!!!!
by emachinesFan June 22, 2009
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eMachine

a computer manufacturer, i got one, with windows xp home and it doesnt crash, its a good computer
eMachines/Windows XP Home/2.8 gigahertz processor/3 gig RAM/T3

fuck yea man
by Matt June 13, 2004
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emachine

mine has a
AMD 2700+ 2.2 ghz
samsung 2700 512 ram
radeon 9200se 128mb graphics card
by god March 26, 2005
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Emachine rage

What tech support do when asked to fix an Emachine.
Billy totally Emachine raged yesterday and knocked himself unconscious.
by Templestalker August 3, 2011
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