ElonGate

ElonGate is a coverup of the death of Elon Musk that occurred on March 5 by lithium battery explosion “ the explosion took place at 8:25 AM EST Friday and he was pronounced dead at 9:17 AM EST”

Guy 1: You see that everyone thinks Elon Musk is alive?
Guy 2: But I thought he was alive...
Guy 1: No he’s dead it’s called ElonGate

by Whookyman1222 March 5, 2021

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musks real name

did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro

by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elongated Muskrat

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018

Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long

Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

by The Djb21 November 15, 2013

Word Elongation

The act of adding extra letters to words, typically to the end of the word. This is typically done by females to sound more bubbly, friendly, and cute. Typically only with close female friends or as a way to sound flirty with guys that we have a crush on.

Guy: “Hey, do you want to grab dinner later?”
Girl: “Yassssss ;)”

Word elongation

by LauraKDforeva July 26, 2020

elongated muskrat

he put car in space

I drive in space Elongated Muskrat

by The Big Gay Man May 6, 2018