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Emo Eliminator

1. The first haircut a new recruit receives upon joining the military.

2. The electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.
1. Say goodbye to your long hair, son. You're in the Army now - time for your Emo Eliminator.

2. The Army barber whipped out the Emo Eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.
by D.L. Crosse April 20, 2007
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Eliminator

The signature cocktail of the infamous Kelsey's bar, Leamington Spa. It's full name is 'the redbull eliminator' although due to cutbacks, it no longer contains the well known (expensive?) energy drink redbull.

It is currently only available in 4 pint pitchers at about £9.50, and easily recognisable by it's eerie, unnatural green colour. It might be translucent or opaque depending on the skill of the bar staff on duty and availability of the ingredients at the ungodly hour you decide to order one.

Ingredients:
4-6 shots (straight from the top shelf, mainly shitty cheap-yet-strong vodka)
2-3 cans of 'kick' (or whatever cheap energy drink happens to be available)
A pint of wine (actually it was lambrini, until an even cheaper alternative called lambrusco or something was found... guess the recession's Kelsey's pretty hard)
Topped up to the 4pint mark with fruit juice (mainly nasty orange juice straight from the costcutters round the corner)

Basically the ideal drink if you're stuck in Kelsey's during the early hours, wondering where the night/your life went wrong, when suddenly the idea hits you: 'I wonder if I can get absolutely fucked off my face for around a tenner?'

That said, it does actually taste pretty good.
Bon appetit!
A: Fancy getting trashed with me tonight?
B: Yeah, go on then
A: Shall we split a jug of eliminator?
B: *sigh* go on then...

**about 3pm the next day**

B: Yeah mate, I just chundered, everywhere!
A: Eliminator was a bad choice!
by TheAquaticRapist May 25, 2010
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most extreme elimination challenge

One of Spike TV's best shows. This game show from Japan, poorly dubbed on purpose by sex-starved perverts, features contestants who do the craziest and most dangerous tasks in order to help their team win.
Some of the best parts of the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge show are the Log-Drop, Boulderdash, Sinkers and Floaters, Pole Riders, Domonoes, and Wall Bangers.
by sarcastic December 4, 2003
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Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

Funniest show ever made in history featuring Vic Romano, Kenny Blankenship, Captain Tenneal, Guy La Dueche (translated meaning "guy of shit")and alot of contestants just waiting to be humiliated on public television, featured on Spike TV the first network for men with 6 straight episodes every weekday night.
The show was origionally "Tekeshi's Castle" just now it's added a few things;Kenny and Vic (the perverted hosts),Guy La Duche(gay field reporter), and Captain Tenneal (ummm... i dont really know what he is),as well as a voice over commentary.
Simply put: funny show hosted by jackasses where alot of people try to complete events (often failing)

'Nuff said
I watched the show Most Extreme Elimination Challenge and laughed my ass off
by Aqua April 14, 2005
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Fill em with the venom and eliminate em

The first couple of words when you get to the fast part in Eminems "Godzilla"
Fill em with the venom and eliminate em other words i- yeah, thats enough of that
by SharpCream July 8, 2021
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Elimination Jerkoff

When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.
Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.

Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
by mark86 May 30, 2009
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eliminello

Eliminello, known to many as the superpower bug, is a bacteria contracted (due to a specific reason) only by humans at about age 50. The only way to contract eliminello is to have abstained from sex for those 50 years or so. Scientists do not know the reason as to WHY this bacteria enters the body, other than the lack of sexual intercourse results in a lack of a certain endorphin in the immune system. Once a person acquires eliminello, the 'enlightened' then uniquely becomes genetically enhanced, in such a way that has stunned the scientific community for years.
Chuck Norris contracted eliminello in May of 1990. Chuck's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
by Alexander B. B. December 18, 2005
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