ejack

a slang for idiot, silly

there were some ejacks that tried to run me over

by Azn baby January 9, 2006

ejackyaslap

when you ejaculate in to the palm of your hand and bitch slap a individiual

"mark accidentally ejackyaslapped his daughter"

by jr.juice July 23, 2009

Ejackulantern

A carved pumpkin that serves as a depository for male ejacuate.

Hey Cletus, it's my turn to us the ejackulantern.

by Scrizz07 October 21, 2017

Premature Ejacketlation

a. When one mistakenly breaks out a spring/summer outerwear when it is still winter

Bear: Hey toss me my light weight chino jacket, looks sunny and warm outside!
Cub: Sure does. Let's get out in that 40 degree February weather. Paws up!
Bear: Damn Cub, I am freezing my nutsack off right now. BBrrrrrrrrr

Cub: Shit dude, ya I think that's what the experts call "premature ejacketlation". Siiighhhh

by thegoldiefox February 28, 2014

ejackulation

when semon/sperm cums out of ur horney dick

u got cum all over me/in my eye

by orgy boys January 7, 2005

Ejack

an abbreviation of the word ejaculation

My cat is in heat. I pet her, and she got so excited she ejacked all over my wrist.

by simplybillyo March 30, 2011

ejacusquat

when you squat over 100kg and you end up ejaculating at the gym

bro i saw this guy ejacusquat at the gym the other day

by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016