Edon or an Edonian is an ancient race on the brink of extinction. This is due to their retard nature. The average intelligence of an Edonian is that of an Ogre with one head from Warcraft.
Edonians are so stupid, so stupid that you cant really imagine their stupidity, it is legendary. Edonians are also very horny constantly trying to satisfy their hunger for pussy. Worse is, they dont even think before they speak. They just talk shit and nothing else. They even stalk people gathering even the most crucial information about you such as living place, birthdate etc.
The biggest and maybe best thing of all is, you can actually make fun of them, fuck with them, and they don't even notice that they are being teased or bullied. They just laugh. That makes it much better!
It is worth knowing that only people called "Edon" as their name, are the only true Edonians with real Edonian blood in them. Only one exists onto present day.
Edonians are so stupid, so stupid that you cant really imagine their stupidity, it is legendary. Edonians are also very horny constantly trying to satisfy their hunger for pussy. Worse is, they dont even think before they speak. They just talk shit and nothing else. They even stalk people gathering even the most crucial information about you such as living place, birthdate etc.
The biggest and maybe best thing of all is, you can actually make fun of them, fuck with them, and they don't even notice that they are being teased or bullied. They just laugh. That makes it much better!
It is worth knowing that only people called "Edon" as their name, are the only true Edonians with real Edonian blood in them. Only one exists onto present day.
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Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.
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