The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Eggy is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Eggy is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Eggy is the most handsome man to ever exist. Eggy can make you fall in love with him all over again each
day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'
d surely never grow
tired of him. Eggy is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they
aren'
t flaws if you love them, and you will love every
single thing about Eggy. Eggy does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Eggy, Eggy
"Eggy may be a weeb, but i love him"
"will you have sex with me eggy?"
"eggy makes me squirt so much"
"eggy is so
good at sexy and he's extremely sexy, rich and
handsome and also
handsome and swag and famous and funny and also handsome"