by GoFkYourselfff May 13, 2013
Get the Editor mug.A despicable, anal retentive human being whose only goal is to annoy a writer enough to inspire him or her. Their repressed sexual desires are shown through their egomaniacal, useless insertions in bold print, underlines, or annoying italics suggesting the writer does not understand what the writer is saying. An editor also receives distinct carnal pleasure in titling works for a writer, often not pertaining at all to the work. Examples include "Sense and Sensibility" and "Pride and Prejudice" as well as "Joe Biden Entitled To Better Media Coverage."
Editors do not understand what a dash is and refuse to accept that they do not know comma rules.
Editors do not understand what a dash is and refuse to accept that they do not know comma rules.
An editor's work:
I went to the bathroom and could not find toilet paper -- there was none. // reword this, it's awkward. I suggest "I went to the bathroom and could not find the toilet paper, there was none."
Editor: When I titled your article something that had nothing to do with your article, I came. After I added this paragraph about how little sense your paper made, I italicized the paragraph and came again. Then, I drank several quarts of scotch and, comma spliced.
I went to the bathroom and could not find toilet paper -- there was none. // reword this, it's awkward. I suggest "I went to the bathroom and could not find the toilet paper, there was none."
Editor: When I titled your article something that had nothing to do with your article, I came. After I added this paragraph about how little sense your paper made, I italicized the paragraph and came again. Then, I drank several quarts of scotch and, comma spliced.
by annoyedjournalist March 1, 2009
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by Anand M June 10, 2007
Get the editor mug.Jack: "I demand to know which bastard is the Editor in charge of approving our new definitions!!!"
Jill: "LOL, sure thing, Jack. Go talk to those three crazy guys over there behind the giant curtain."
Jill: "LOL, sure thing, Jack. Go talk to those three crazy guys over there behind the giant curtain."
by j<>j January 19, 2013
Get the Editor mug.A man or woman with a large forefinger resulting from repeatedly clicking on the "OK" button, thereby allowing any number of spurious definitions through, including my own. See thumbs up and thumbs down.
Fuck, man. It's come to this. I'm forty years old, half drunk, and just randomly adding shit to a website.
Fuck, man. It's come to this. I'm forty years old, half drunk, and just randomly adding shit to a website.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
Get the Editor mug.Person 1: Hey man, did your definition of sweaty get put onto Urban Dictionary?
Person2: Nah, the editors didn't publish it! I swear this has happened to me like 5 times!
Person2: Nah, the editors didn't publish it! I swear this has happened to me like 5 times!
by TheEditorsWorstNightmare February 5, 2014
Get the Editor mug.Meaning someone who modifies, or changes work already done
Meaning many different types of editing
What I am. I decide if posts are sent to Urban Dictionary administrators or not, there are many stupid posts indeed Received.
Meaning many different types of editing
What I am. I decide if posts are sent to Urban Dictionary administrators or not, there are many stupid posts indeed Received.
Sunday, March 18, 2007, editor mode
*Some non-famous girl's name*
"Is the best girl in the world!"
*Reject*
*Some non-famous girl's name*
"Is the best girl in the world!"
*Reject*
by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007
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