Eclipsturbator: (n) An individual who views a solar (or lunar) eclipse for the purpose of sexual gratification.
On August 21st, 2017, Bob drove thousands of miles for a two-minute view of the total solar eclipse. As he viewed the celestial event his face became flush and he noticed that his whole body was sweaty. His friends were right- he had become a full-fledged Eclipsturbator.
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look in the sky the eclipsa
by klance4life voltron February 15, 2018
Get the eclipsa mug.When your girlfriend has her head hanging upside down over the edge of the bed while in the process of blowing you, and you casually place a testicle on each of her eyes effectively blinding her just before you blow your load.
Her: I don't want to see your ass while I suck you.
you: No problem ,I think there is a double eclipse tonight.
you: No problem ,I think there is a double eclipse tonight.
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Get the Double Eclipse mug.A fat ass person, that is annoying and tells stories that are unbelievably true! a person sooo fat that when they walk in front of you they block the light from the sun. Depleting you of vitamin and happiness.
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Get the Pierce Eclipse mug.A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
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It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).
It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).
Ben: Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.
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