eat my ass

a phrase used to literaly mean lick my anus/asshole, usually said during sex to ones sex partner.

come on eat my ass, ya, thats good, eat my asshole!

by khalid June 11, 2004

Eating that ass with a spoon

Said when one sees an ass they'd really love to eat; a compliment. Can be switched up depending on sentence structure.

Marshall: Damn she fine!
Alex: Yeah I'd love to be eating that ass with a spoon!

by TokeySmiles March 11, 2018

eat my ass

Put your tongue in my shitty asshole and wiggle it around till I cum on the bed where you sleep at night

Please "eat my ass" tonight while we have sex.

by Assfuckingisgood November 16, 2016

eat monkey ass

General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required

Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013

eat my ass

Freudian slip commonly denoting a craving for anus.

You guys can just... Eat My Ass!

by Syntax May 6, 2003

Eat My Ass

The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.

Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!

by steve2193 April 22, 2009

Eat my ass

A phrase often used by flat girls when on the losing side of a argument usually resulting in the other person in said argument saying “what ass” by doing that you make them the real booty consumer

+100 Points

Him: Well I’m not the one wh-

Her: Eat my ass

Him: what ass

Her: *visible frustration*

by Ayka January 7, 2020