Eastside Catholic

A school in Sammamish, Washington full of rich snobs willing to pay $24,000 a year for a shitty education, and horrible excuse for a Catholic School. This school also has a shit football team who thinks they're good because they have one player named G Scott. These people think that they are good but in reality they are shit especially when they play other teams in the state championship and get their asses kicked. And the only reason this school is good in sports is because they RECRUIT. These people give out academic scholarships to kids who are really dumb but are good at sports to get them to come to their school. All in all this school is full of no life liars who think they are better than everyone else.

1. You go to Eastside Catholic, you privileged no life bitch.

by JustForJokes21 December 4, 2019

Eastsider

The eastsider is when you make the east coast gang sign, and apply it (to a girl) the same way as you would the shocker. This is done with the index and middle fingers together, and curled with the thumb, making a "c", while in the background, the ring and pinky are together, making the center line for the "e", thus representing east coast. The fingers would be applied to the clit, in the vagina and in the anus in a similar fashion to the shocker. Nothing says pimp, or gangsta more than fingering your girl with a gang symbol.

Yo holmes, what happened with that trick you hooked up wit?
Dude, gave her the eastsider, and she got freaky.
So did you hit it after that?
Hell Yeah!

by Marveelus January 28, 2008

Eastside Stomp

a walk used to *represent* the eastside in which a person slowly picks up one foot, waggles and shakes it as if it is heavy, stomps the ground (with the heavy foot), and repeats with the other foot. It then involves a crip' like motion in which one foot's heel remains on the ground, and the other is behind it on the opposite side with the toe to the ground, and the person keeps this position and jumps forward at least 3 times and ends with a two foot stomp.

The eastside stomp involves variations of the crip' walk.

by atowneightynizzle November 6, 2003

eastside

The east side of a particular city or neighborhood. Not to be confused with east coast.

I'm from the eastside, yo.

by Raul di L'Yefkereff May 11, 2008

eastside kick

a kick by an eastside nigga

Some dude came into the shop with a boot on so I decided to make small talk and asked what happened to his foot. He said he "Eastside kicked" the wall in his apartment twice and broke his foot

by Real niggas don't cry December 14, 2019

T-Town Eastside

The T-Town Eastside was formed in the late '70s when a groups of people got together, made sweet love, and created Eastside Fetuses. Nine months later at St Joseph's hospital and Tucson Medical Center (for the most part) Eastsiders were born. The proud parents brought these magical babies home to their large, valuable homes on the Eastside of Tucson and introduced them to Keystone Light, Wild Turkey 101, Sparks, King Cobra, and your sister. Shortly thereafter they were enrolled in Sabino High School, Sal Pointe High School, and St Gregory's High School where they changed many people's lives. After high school was complete, the Eastsiders moved on the the University of Arizona where word began to spread and people began coming from far and wide to join The Eastside. As their numbers grew, so did their potency. BC levels began rising exponentially as well as The Eastside's influence over America in general. Once the North and South Towers fell (due to a large fire) and the Ghetto house was abandoned (due to shootings) The Eastside experienced a short depression, 40s Friday was often split between The Bird House and the Monkey Cage, it was a dark time. Then, in the mid 2000's various resources were pooled, Lloyd came back from Flagstaff, and an entirely new addition to the Empire of the Eastside was built (Located in East Tucson) bringing more Eastsiders together more of the time. Currently many Eastsiders still reside in East Tucson upholding the values and accomplishing the goals of The Eastside. If you think you'd like to meet the Eastside then, every Friday and Saturday night, listen for the cry “To The Eastside!”

So, we were talkin to these swimsuit models when next thing I know these T-Town Eastsiders show up and, like, bang all our chicks!!

by Joint Chief Eastside Industries September 16, 2008

lil jon and the eastside boyz

The most overrated hip hop group in the business today. Their songs are characterized by a lot of screaming and repetitive lyrics with random strings of swears and the phrases "WHHHAAATTT", "YEEEAAAHH", and "OOKKAAY".

guy #1: did you hear the new lil jon and the eastside boyz album?
guy #2: Why would I want to hear Lil Jon screaming "bitch bitch motherfucka bitch" over and over again? I listen to Jay-Z, Atmosphere, etc. You know, good stuff.

by shadowcaster187 April 15, 2006