Easter Worshipper

A politically correct euphemism used to refer to Christians physically violently attacked by terrorists not of the faith of Christianity, without having to acknowledge the facts that Christians can be victims of violence and that Non-Christians can be perpetrators of violence against Christians, thus preserving the narrative of intersectionality.

"On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka." - A former female presidential candidate who was fully backed by the mainstream media and by her openly socialist front runner "opponent" in the same political party, and still lost to a politically incorrect straight white christian male despised by the mainstream media.

by Some Purpledude April 22, 2019

Eastern Tech

A school that's so completely overrated. Everyone in middle school wants to go there and act like getting in determines the fate of your life. The people that got in just assume they are better than you (I would know, I am one). But the entry test was literally about basic 6th grade geometry so you'll pass if you're not too white or too black. despite what people say, it's only a little bit more workload. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE has at least a few friends. Cliques? Hell yeah. Sluts/Jocks, Ghetto/Rachet, Smart, AP, Non AP, and probably the biggest one, filipinos. Jesus Christ might as well put a jollibee in this bitch. You will likely date a a Filipino, but it's ok, they are fine as fuck. You may have trouble finding your clique, but you'll get there, and may even fall into a couple. Teachers are assholes, no matter what you've heard. To teachers, if you're not in AP, you will be homeless. Rarely any fights, the people that talk shit are too white to do anything else. If you make a name for yourself, you will thrive. Pick your friends wisely, and just a heads up, Asian friends are the best. Oh yeah, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL. Want to try out for the soccer team? You'll probably get in, which means nothing though. No teacher or principle or guidance counselor will understand your problems, which is why I put even more emphasis on making good friends. The magnets are pretty ok, but unless you do IT or engineering, you mean nothing. Good luck!

Kid 1: you go to eastern tech?

Kid 2: yeah
Kid 1: I'm so sorry. But also, fuck you.

by Probably smarter than you August 5, 2017

Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum

Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”

by Pdm21 January 24, 2021

easterjammed

Getting fisted by the easterbunny.

Hey Josh , when did you get easterjammed today?

by NickB71269696 May 9, 2016

Eastern Monkey Spanking

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019

Eastern New Mexico University

One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.

Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!

by New Mexican May 31, 2018

Eastern Illinois University

A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.

However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.

"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"

by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005