Dyson

A commonly used term in the audio visual industry to indicate about three inches in length.

Move that screen over about half a Dyson.

by Nikon1701 October 14, 2017

dyson

A situation that sucks so much, it never loses suction.

Work is a dyson - "work really sucks".

What a dyson - "a person who is really rotten".

by acland March 18, 2009

Dyson

A term used to describe females (or males) that give many blowjobs to others. Dyson can also refer to a slut or skank.

This term is derived from Dyson Vaccums whose slogan is "Never loses Suction"

A: Did you hear Jenny sucked for 2 guys at the same time?
B: God, I know. She's sucha dyson.

by cooldude505 August 4, 2009

Dyson

A person that sucks harder than the incredibly powerful and efficient dust buster it shares a name with. *also refer to “cunt”

B, You’re such a fucking Dyson!

by Thoroughbrem October 2, 2020

Dyson

The act of sucking a dick extra hard for a long time with out any loss of suction

friend: "How'd your date go last night?"
guy: "it was alright, she gave my dick a dyson so hard she sucked the cum right out of my balls by the time i climaxed they were already empty"
friend: "you're a fucking warrior."

by ironrooster November 16, 2017

dyson

Dyson is fucking brilliant, particularly the type of Dyson known as Adam Dyson. Dyson is the best.

Dyson is so fucking brilliant.

by definitely not Dyson June 15, 2004

dyson

a person known as adam dyson, he is the example and the person whom this type of person is named after. a dyson is a freak with no friends, he must have a wierd hairstyle and a small penis, the person must be of male gender

hes got a dyson following him, he's such a dyson, you see him hes a dyson; what a freak

by bob April 8, 2004